Gretters: I want milk!
Daddy: If you want milk, then you need to say "please."
Gretters: I want MILK!
Daddy: You're not getting any milk until you ask nicely.
Gretters: MILK, MILK, MILK!
Daddy: No milk until I hear the word "please." That's just tough cookies.
Gretters: I want cookies!
On the plane...
Bell: Mom, what did you order to drink?
Me: Water
Bell: Oh, well Daddy ordered soda and that's poison. You die if you drink poison, but Daddy didn't die.