Lady: My baby is missing, my baby is missing!
Me: Where could she be?
Lady: A man came and took her
Me: What did he look like?
Lady: He was a big man
Me: What color was his hair?
Lady: Brown
Me: What color were his eyes?
Lady: Red
Me: Red?
Lady: Yes, and he had a scary nose.
If you've seen a man fitting this description, please contact us so we can question him about the missing baby doll. Thank you for your cooperation in this serious matter.
If a composer could say what he had to say in words he would not bother trying to say it in music. -Gustav Mahler
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Are they identical?
The twins just had a check up where their height and weight were measured... they are exactly the same height, exactly the same weight. The nurse said: wow, they really are identical. I said "Actually, they're fraternal." She told me that was amazing because most of the identical twins that come in do not have the same height or weight. So now, I'm wondering... should I have them tested to find out? Does it matter? I dont' think they're identical because they look so different to me... but what do I know? Take the poll... I'm curious to see what y'all think.
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
The Boys
Lazertag
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Grandma's Little Angels
Lady: I'm not an angel, I'm Lady Jane.
Me: That's what the shirt says... Grandma's Little Angels.
Lady: (a few moments later, pretending to read each word) Grandma's Little Darlings.
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Daddy Daughter Date
Side note: This is the difference between a Daddy and a Mommy, well this Mommy, anyway. Daddy gave them a choice on their date (do you want to see a movie or go on rides at Chuck E. Cheese?)-- Mommy would have chosen Chuck E. Cheese to get rid of the big bag of tokens from an earlier visit, and to avoid unnecessary violence in cartoons that are actually meant for adult humor. Daddy fed them movie treats-- Mommy would have fed them lunch with a protein, a carb and a veggie or fruit before the outing-- and would not have let the children know about the world of over-priced movie food that will clog your ateries or give you cavities. If she really wanted to splurge, she would have gone for McDonalds, plain hamburger, apples slices, white milk. And for all of those reasons and more, it's much more fun to go out on a date with Daddy than with Mommy!
Baby stayed home with Mommy and was happily entertained by the exersaucer that our good friend Kim loaned us. The girls never fell asleep while playing or eating... but our little Baby G often wears herself out while playing and falls alseep literally in the middle of things. There's nothing like a sleeping baby... except, maybe a sleeping mom.
Rice and carrots... yum!
Heat Wave
Tanglewood-- Opening Night
Monday, July 14, 2008
Thoughts on the baby
Lady: Baby's face looks like a bouncy ball-- a yellow bouncy ball
After her bath...
Me: Mmmm... baby smells so good.
Bell: She smells like a ball
Me: Really? I think she smells like a flower
Lady: No, she smells like a bouncy ball.
After her bath...
Me: Mmmm... baby smells so good.
Bell: She smells like a ball
Me: Really? I think she smells like a flower
Lady: No, she smells like a bouncy ball.
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
The things they say
While at my mom's house the following scenario played out:
Lady: I'm Bell
Bell: No you're not. You're Lady.
Lady: My name is Bell.
Bell: Stop using my name!
Me: (to Lady) You're Lady and You're Bell (to Bell)
Bell: No, I'm not. I'm Princess Analiese.
Me: Ok, Princess Analiese. Would you mind picking up Grandma's pillows that you threw off the couch?
Bell: I can't. I'm a princess and I don't pick up pillows.
Tonight's Bedtime Prayer
Bell: Heavenly Father, thank you for this day. Thank you for daddy, and mommy, and Lady, and Bell, and Baby G and the door, and the book, and Christ. Amen.
Lady: I'm Bell
Bell: No you're not. You're Lady.
Lady: My name is Bell.
Bell: Stop using my name!
Me: (to Lady) You're Lady and You're Bell (to Bell)
Bell: No, I'm not. I'm Princess Analiese.
Me: Ok, Princess Analiese. Would you mind picking up Grandma's pillows that you threw off the couch?
Bell: I can't. I'm a princess and I don't pick up pillows.
Tonight's Bedtime Prayer
Bell: Heavenly Father, thank you for this day. Thank you for daddy, and mommy, and Lady, and Bell, and Baby G and the door, and the book, and Christ. Amen.
Family on the Fourth
Baby is 5 months old
We're Baaack!
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