Special Pajamas
Lady: Daddy, don't worry... just because I don't want to wear my "I love Daddy" pajamas, doesn't mean I don't love you.
Nightmare Competition
Lady: I had a bad dream last night.
Me: What did you dream about?
Lady: I dreamed a duck bit me.
Me: You dreamt a dog bit you?
Lady: No, a DUCK bit me.
Bell: Oh, well I had a dream that an alligator bit me, and then a shark bit me, and then a whale bit me.
The Things I learned in School
Me: Where did you learn that?
Bell: Oh, I learned it in High School
Me: You mean "preschool?"
Bell: No, Mom, I mean H-I-G-H- S-C-H-O-O-L
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